Posted by
Garnet92 on Friday, July 18, 2008 7:29:42 PM
Schools are no longer necessary; knowledge is no longer necessary; thinking is no longer necessary. All actions, reflexes and responses necessary for human life have been neurologically implanted by subliminal directives hidden in beer and feminine hygiene commercials.
In order to filter out imperfect human specimens, science now manipulates individual DNA elements prior to birth. Consulting with a Genetic “Chef”, parents select a base male or female model (other genders available in California) with optional features and upgrades chosen from a series of menus.
“Standard” children are assigned randomized DNA code and include few premium attributes. Premium attributes are available for an additional charge. Topping the premium options available for females are: blue eyes, blond hair, big boobs, and a tiny tush (all selections from the “Appetizer” menu). For males, a jumbo male member is the most popular upgrade from the “Meat” menu.
Native IQ on standard male models defaults to 70 and females to 80. Because of cross-genetic hybridization, the female logic quotient lags approx. 27 points behind that of males while their emotional code is generally about 41 points higher. It is no wonder that men and women have difficulty communicating. Sixty-eight points is the same IQ differential as was measured between a human male and a snail darter fish.
Obama's Brown Shirts have developed a nefarious method of keeping the adult male population confused and under control. They simply provide Bud Lite beer bottles with pictures of nude women on them. When the beer is warm, the women are nude - but when the beer is chilled, the clothes come back. This puzzles and confuses most men who are torn between seeing “nekkid” women and wanting cold beer.
Since conservatives and Republicans have been rendered extinct, the average IQ of the remaining gene pool has dropped almost 30 points - with 71 now being viewed as "average." Politicians attributed the apparent drop in intelligence to the state having taken over so many decisions previously made by free individuals. Speaking from a "reeducation" camp, several noted geneticists disagreed and believe the drop in native intelligence to be due to democrat voter inbreeding.
Updated 6/18/09